FIG. 01UNCLASSIFIED
MAKE IT OFFICIAL.
Log the place, pick the date, and rate the encounter. Your bun count has consequences. Mostly a sillier rank.
CONTACT ESTABLISHED DEPARTMENT OF EXTREMELY SPECIFIC AFFAIRS
CARDAMOM
INCIDENT BUREAU
EXHIBIT A
Looks innocent.
Is a whole incident.
OFFICIALBUN
BUSINESSHIGHLY UNOFFICIAL
BUSINESSHIGHLY UNOFFICIAL
FILE AN INCIDENT Cardamom Incident Tracker.
Free. For iPhone. Alarmingly specific.
Free. For iPhone. Alarmingly specific.
FIELD GUIDE / 001
YOU ATE A BUN.
WE NEED THE DETAILS.
A tiny iPhone app for the pastry encounters that deserve a paper trail.
FIG. 02UNCLASSIFIED
KEEP THE RECEIPTS.
Photos, notes, and a proper incident archive. Share a report when the group chat needs to know.
EVIDENCE PRESERVEDFIG. 03UNCLASSIFIED
APPOINT A MONARCH.
Crown your current Bun Supreme. Find its whereabouts on the map. Succession can get complicated.
CROWN AUTHORITY GRANTEDYOUR BUNS. YOUR BUSINESS. No account. No ads. Your evidence stays on your device.
DEPARTMENTAL STANDARD / 1 TO 7
ASSESS THE
SITUATION.
Not all buns are created equally. Some are barely created at all.
7/7
REALITY COMPROMISED
Please remain calm. The bun has exceeded its jurisdiction.
SCIENTIFIC BASIS: NONEEMOTIONAL ACCURACY: CONSIDERABLE
A NOTE FROM HEAD OFFICEYOUR FAVOURITE BUN
YOUR FAVOURITE BUN
DESERVES A PAPER TRAIL.
Not a calorie counter. Not a productivity system.
Just a deeply unnecessary record of something very good.
PUBLIC ENQUIRIES
REASONABLE
QUESTIONS.
BARELY.
The Bureau will see you now.
YOUR NEXT BUN IS A PENDING CASE.
TAKE YOUR PASTRY
PERSONALLY.
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